Owl // Alec

Belle to Alec
So I may or may not have started a pub brawl last night at Hog's Head. I totally did. Some bitch claimed that I was sorted into the wrong house and am a lousy excuse for a Ravenclaw. There was blood. Aberforth banned me for two weeks, and now I can cross "start a pub brawl" off my non-existant bucket list. This is why you need to come out with me more often. You're supposed to be my responsible adult.

Alec to Belle
A two week ban for just a pub brawl, I'm surprised it wasn't longer it's that long as it sounds like that happens there all the time.

I'm sorry for not being free but I was in the middle of making my patented Elixer to Induce Intoxication which before you ask I'm not sharing until you give me the recipe or give me a few vials when sober so I can run some tests. Luckily I should be free for our next night of drunken debauchery as I've seen heard good things of a new place in London.

Belle to Alec
I think it was for show more than anything. Apparently as a Hogwarts professor I'm supposed to be setting an example.

You know, if this teaching lark ever falls through, we could totally set up our own Potions shop and be wealthier than the Malfoys within two weeks. I've been working on my Anti-Hangover Potion and I've almost got it just right. Just a couple more tests and it should be perfect.

It's not fair if you get all the intoxicating fun all by yourself. You can't just yell "FOR SCIENCE", down all the intoxicating goodness and expect me to babysit. You know I suck at babysitting. I wish I had an intern. That way I could pay them to tag along and record everything.

Can't wait for London. The days are actually beginning to drag and it's hard not to spike my afternoon tea with whiskey to make afternoon classes more interesting. So I expect loads of drunken debauchery. And I mean loads. Also, join me for "tea" Thursday afternoon. My classes finish early.